•12:04 PM
I woke up this morning to the sounds of kids fighting...Again!
Who needs an alarm clock when you have three kids who wake at the butt-crack of dawn (except on school days) fighting and yelling? I mean, seriously, what happened to kids sleeping in on the weekends? I just don't get it. Well, now to the point of this little blog.
My kids were fighting over candy. Yep, up at the butt-crack of dawn to fight over candy. The funny thing is that the candy belonged to only one of the kids. Emo and the Brat ate their candy last night while Musicman slept. I guess what woke me up was when MysteryMom started fussing at the kids for waking her from their fighting. I was so wore out that I could have slept through it all.
Musicman was not happy at all that his candy was eaten by the other two. When confronted, no one knew who ate it. According to all three none of them ate it. So, through my intellectually deduction while investigating the matter I concluded that the house is magical. After all, stuff is all the time disappearing and no one knows what happens to it. Maybe I should charge people to bring stuff over to my house that they don't want anymore for it to disappear. Might be a good money maker.
Okay, in all seriousness now. I did do what any good investigator would do and questioned each party involved. Slowly, their story started to unravel. I was beginning to get small bits of truth from each suspect. I knew the time was appropriate to bring in the youngest and weakest member of this gang, Musicman. I did what any loving father would do. I told him that he would not get in trouble if he would just tell me the truth. In his moment of weakness and love for his daddy, he spilled the beans.
Just as I suspected, they were all guilty. I am not sure why they wouldn't just tell the truth but they didn't until after the youngest snitched. Well, the Brat still stands by her story that she didn't do it. I guess there will always be one hold out in each case.
So, next time something happens Mom and Dad remember, "I didn't do it!"
4 comments:
heh, I was just wondering to myself if you refer to them by those nicknames in RL or just in your blog.
Mainly the blog. I will say though the the oldest actually like being called "the brat". She's a little strange anyway. of course, I mean it with all the love a father could give.
Isn't it funny how parents can always tell who is telling the truth? Gotta love those kids!
Oh GREAT!! I have a feeling I am going to dislike this Blog!! And now I think you all are reading to get dirt on me!! LOL
And no it is not just on the Blog.. I have heard Musicman and Emo ALL DAY.. Landon now refers to himself as Musicman! LOL